Fiction
Nosferatu: Adapted from the Screenplay by Henrik Galeen by "C. Augustine"
Come, tour the wild hills and deep, black forests of Transylvania with us. Climb aboard the creaking carriage. We're headed to the Borgo Pass, to Castle Orlok, for a night of terror that will leave you screaming for the dawn... In the acclaimed silent film Nosferatu (1922), filmaking pioneer F.W. Murnau offered to the world what has been described as the most "realistic" vampire film ever made.Suppressed for many years by the estate of Dracula author Bram Stoker, the film was thought, for many years, to be "lost." Indeed, it was not lost, but , like the undead monster that is its subject, rose again from the celluloid graveyard of antique films, to haunt the world once more. Now, author C. Augustine has adapted the script fo this horror legend as a novel, one calculated to fulfill the gothic dread promised by the original film, and provide the reader with many dark, disturbing dreams.
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Come, tour the wild hills and deep, black forests of Transylvania with us. Climb aboard the creaking carriage. We're headed to the Borgo Pass, to Castle Orlok, for a night of terror that will leave you screaming for the dawn... In the acclaimed silent film Nosferatu (1922), filmaking pioneer F.W. Murnau offered to the world what has been described as the most "realistic" vampire film ever made.Suppressed for many years by the estate of Dracula author Bram Stoker, the film was thought, for many years, to be "lost." Indeed, it was not lost, but , like the undead monster that is its subject, rose again from the celluloid graveyard of antique films, to haunt the world once more. Now, author C. Augustine has adapted the script fo this horror legend as a novel, one calculated to fulfill the gothic dread promised by the original film, and provide the reader with many dark, disturbing dreams.
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Saturn in Retrograde (aka "Sabrina, Sabrina")
Tanner, a poor young man out for a good time, meets the dangerous, sexy Sabrina, who kidnaps him for one dangerous, erotic thrill ride of car chases, violent shoot-outs, mayhem and murder, culminating in a bloodbath ripped straight from today's headlines. A fast-paced, action-packed thriller, Saturn in Retrograde is unlike anything you've ever read before. C'mon, hop in. The ride's just getting started.
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Tanner, a poor young man out for a good time, meets the dangerous, sexy Sabrina, who kidnaps him for one dangerous, erotic thrill ride of car chases, violent shoot-outs, mayhem and murder, culminating in a bloodbath ripped straight from today's headlines. A fast-paced, action-packed thriller, Saturn in Retrograde is unlike anything you've ever read before. C'mon, hop in. The ride's just getting started.
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The Tea That Ran up the Wall (Ebook)
A wickedly delightful collection of fairy tales, both old and new, to transport readers young and old to a startling, magical and enchanting world, one where the most magnificent, and sometimes frightening, things are bound to occur. Join Peter, Sue, and the "Wee Little Men," as they recount twenty tales of talking animals, awful ogres, fitful fools, and, of course, tea kettles that won't stay in their proper places! Come one, come all! Hours of endless fun, fit for the whole family.
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A wickedly delightful collection of fairy tales, both old and new, to transport readers young and old to a startling, magical and enchanting world, one where the most magnificent, and sometimes frightening, things are bound to occur. Join Peter, Sue, and the "Wee Little Men," as they recount twenty tales of talking animals, awful ogres, fitful fools, and, of course, tea kettles that won't stay in their proper places! Come one, come all! Hours of endless fun, fit for the whole family.
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Listen to a special audio excerpt from The Tea That Ran up the Wall by Tom Baker.
Molotov: Poems
A collection of poems by experimental musician and outsider artist, Tom B., Molotov is the first collection of his poetry ever published. Erupting from the burning, nauseous gut of a terminal outsider, one who takes his cues from the sleeping brain (wired into the vast, Universal Conscious Awareness), these brief versifications and black forays into the world of dreams and nightmares span an era of ten years, and cycles of subconscious communication with that ineffable OTHER only a living, sentient, but alien soul can perceive. The poetry of Molotov boils over with a malignant rage at a world gone mad; yet, it still looks, with an eager, mystic eye, at a world that is invisible, unborn, but certainly one that is also Yet To Come.
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Kluge: Based on a True Story
Kluge lives with his mother and brother in a tenement, in a nameless city, long ago. A misfit, a loner, Kluge lives in a fantasy world, until the day the dream ends, and reality reveals itself to be a nightmare. Discovering a terrible secret, Kluge explodes in a torrent of homicidal rage. Kluge lashes out at a world that mocks him, erupting in blood-spattered fury. But, is it all just another of his dreams? This hardboiled novelette was written in a white heat of inspiration, based on a grisly true crime case from the Roaring Twenties. Kluge bristles like tough poetry. You'll never forget it.
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Kluge lives with his mother and brother in a tenement, in a nameless city, long ago. A misfit, a loner, Kluge lives in a fantasy world, until the day the dream ends, and reality reveals itself to be a nightmare. Discovering a terrible secret, Kluge explodes in a torrent of homicidal rage. Kluge lashes out at a world that mocks him, erupting in blood-spattered fury. But, is it all just another of his dreams? This hardboiled novelette was written in a white heat of inspiration, based on a grisly true crime case from the Roaring Twenties. Kluge bristles like tough poetry. You'll never forget it.
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50 Famous Fables and Folktales, Collected from Around the World
Enjoy a collection of classical stories, culled from the greatest storytellers of all time, offering up tales of animals and other enchanted creatures to delight readers young and old. As fables, each story demonstrates a moral lesson or a piece of advice for readers―some of whom may be struggling with related problems, difficulties, and stumbling blocks addressed by the lessons in each tale. Whether it's a rousing tale of stone soup, a tortoise and eagle, country and city mice, or foxes, hens, and farmers, readers of all ages will be entertained by the fresh story approach of Aesop, Robert Dodsley, Phaedrus, and others, some retold from tales of cultures as diverse as those of Native Alaska, Africa, Arabia, the Far East, and more.
88 pgs. Hardcover. 2017. Illus.
9.99 USD
"If you love fables and such (like I do), you'll love this book. The stories are well written and enjoyable to read. The morals of the story are especially well done--sometimes there are multiple conclusions written with a sense of humor." -- Diane, Amazon reviewer
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Enjoy a collection of classical stories, culled from the greatest storytellers of all time, offering up tales of animals and other enchanted creatures to delight readers young and old. As fables, each story demonstrates a moral lesson or a piece of advice for readers―some of whom may be struggling with related problems, difficulties, and stumbling blocks addressed by the lessons in each tale. Whether it's a rousing tale of stone soup, a tortoise and eagle, country and city mice, or foxes, hens, and farmers, readers of all ages will be entertained by the fresh story approach of Aesop, Robert Dodsley, Phaedrus, and others, some retold from tales of cultures as diverse as those of Native Alaska, Africa, Arabia, the Far East, and more.
88 pgs. Hardcover. 2017. Illus.
9.99 USD
"If you love fables and such (like I do), you'll love this book. The stories are well written and enjoyable to read. The morals of the story are especially well done--sometimes there are multiple conclusions written with a sense of humor." -- Diane, Amazon reviewer
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Nazi, Monkey, Seance:
A Broken Book
An experimental novel of weird, unsettling, dream-like surrealism, Nazi, Monkey, Séance is the culmination of years worth of dream cycles and excursions, painstakingly recorded, morning after morning, and presented here as a literary one-way ticket to a realm of chaos, horror, and delirium. Come and explore an other-dimensional world of psychic monsters and distorted malevolent maelstroms of the sleeping ID.
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A Broken Book
An experimental novel of weird, unsettling, dream-like surrealism, Nazi, Monkey, Séance is the culmination of years worth of dream cycles and excursions, painstakingly recorded, morning after morning, and presented here as a literary one-way ticket to a realm of chaos, horror, and delirium. Come and explore an other-dimensional world of psychic monsters and distorted malevolent maelstroms of the sleeping ID.
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Tore's Daughters
As Retold By Tom Baker
A tale of relentless horror, Wes Craven's Last House on the Left (1970) was, in turn inspired by Ingmar Bergman's 1960 film The Virgin Spring. That foreign classic was based upon the Medieval folktale of "Tore's Daughters," a short, ghoulish story of sin, irony, and grim retribution. The story is here retold by Tom Baker, author of Scary Urban Legends, Buried, Nazi Monkey Seance, and other books. 32 pgs. Fiction. Young Adult.
1.99 USD
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Buried
Dr. Tanzler was obsessed with his Rose, so much so that, when she died, he vowed to never relinquish his hold upon her. When he heard the call of the dead, he began to reconstruct her, piece by decaying piece. But was it all in his mind, or had he created a nightmare more horrifying than anything you've ever experienced?
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Dr. Tanzler was obsessed with his Rose, so much so that, when she died, he vowed to never relinquish his hold upon her. When he heard the call of the dead, he began to reconstruct her, piece by decaying piece. But was it all in his mind, or had he created a nightmare more horrifying than anything you've ever experienced?
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Joseph, A Victorian Fairy Tale
From a review by "Columbia":
"It would be quite impossible (at least for me) to write a review about such a book without sounding like I am just rambling. I will just begin by saying that this book is: magnificent, a masterpiece, promising, fulfilling, enthralling, dark, subversive, poignant, honest, BEAUTIFUL. It is NOTHING LIKE anything you've ever read. I don't understand WHY this is not a best-seller (yet). The author, Tom Baker, claims humbly this to be his FIRST novel. I looked all over the net for every other title Mr. Baker could have published, because if this is his FIRST, and, according to him, writers become better with age, I would give an arm to read his last novel."
NOTE: We deleted this book aeons ago, and are a little at a loss as to why it is still being sold on AMAZON, and by whom, exactly. We don't like the description someone has penned to try and sell it, and we don't feel it really represents us at this point. Be that as it may, if you want to read a free pdf of the novel, you can download that here:
Early Novels by Tom Baker
From a review by "Columbia":
"It would be quite impossible (at least for me) to write a review about such a book without sounding like I am just rambling. I will just begin by saying that this book is: magnificent, a masterpiece, promising, fulfilling, enthralling, dark, subversive, poignant, honest, BEAUTIFUL. It is NOTHING LIKE anything you've ever read. I don't understand WHY this is not a best-seller (yet). The author, Tom Baker, claims humbly this to be his FIRST novel. I looked all over the net for every other title Mr. Baker could have published, because if this is his FIRST, and, according to him, writers become better with age, I would give an arm to read his last novel."
NOTE: We deleted this book aeons ago, and are a little at a loss as to why it is still being sold on AMAZON, and by whom, exactly. We don't like the description someone has penned to try and sell it, and we don't feel it really represents us at this point. Be that as it may, if you want to read a free pdf of the novel, you can download that here:
Early Novels by Tom Baker
Shock Therapy
"Ed Arbogast"
WARNING: This novel is NOT for children! Graphic scenes and adult language!
CINDY WISHES SHE NEVER WOKE UP! In this engrossing novel of merciless terror, a little girl is kidnapped by a strange group of mutant freaks and brutally tortured. She finds herself all alone and trapped in the middle of a freaky asylum for the insane. But is there an awful secret being hidden from her by her "friends?" Prepare yourself as you enter the world of supernatural horror, devil worship, and sadistic violence. "Shock Therapy" will leave you gasping.
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"Ed Arbogast"
WARNING: This novel is NOT for children! Graphic scenes and adult language!
CINDY WISHES SHE NEVER WOKE UP! In this engrossing novel of merciless terror, a little girl is kidnapped by a strange group of mutant freaks and brutally tortured. She finds herself all alone and trapped in the middle of a freaky asylum for the insane. But is there an awful secret being hidden from her by her "friends?" Prepare yourself as you enter the world of supernatural horror, devil worship, and sadistic violence. "Shock Therapy" will leave you gasping.
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